I thought I actually wasn't going to do it, but here is the second, shorter, and probably less funnier part of Obnoxious / Overly Used Facebook Statuses. Let's turn this mother out.
6.) Quoting For the Sake of Quoting:
A lot of people are against song lyrics and movie quotes as a hard and fast rule, but generally I actually don’t have a much a problem with it. Yes sometimes the lyrics are annoying and emo like “yeah you bleed just to know you're alive” but sometimes they’re lucid and intellectually stimulating such as “niggas gunna make me unleash the dragon”
What I have a problem with is when someone quotes a part of a movie or a song when they clearly have no idea what the lyrics/dialogue are about or why they were even written in the first place. These are the kids who desperately need you to know that they know more about a movie than just what it says on the back of the DVD cover. They’re the kind of kids who just to go to azlyrics.com and copy and paste whatever words look pretty to them. And yet whether it be film or song, they just end up looking far more ignorant about it than they would've from not even mentioning it in the first place. Example.
"I need you (I need you) More than anyone darlin' You know that I have from the start So build me up (Build me up) Buttercup Don't break my heart"
Out of all the songs that you clearly needed to go songmeanings.net and copy and paste from, I can’t believe you had trouble recalling any of the words from THIS song. Seriously, how does anyone who’s this old to use a computer without their parent’s permission not know the chorus to this fucking song without having to consult the internet for reference? The lyrics to Build Me Up Buttercup are used in fill-in-the-blank sections on U.S. Citenzship tests. They use it in SAT analogies. Every single elevator in the world comes with a copy of this song. Me and the rest of my class had to sing this song with our hand over our hearts in front of the American flag in third grade. Seriously, you desperately need expand your musical tastes right now because there’s thousands of others songs out there you could have chosen to describe your depressing life.
7.) Parading your Drug Use:
There’s a fine line between letting people know you like to have a good time and straight up cry for help. And these people have broken up that line with a razor blade and snorted it up their noses with a rolled up twenty dollar bill.
"is totally doing acid TODAY BWAHAHAHAHAHA time to trip sack"
Jesus dude. Jesus. Calm the fuck down. We’ve all been to high school and most of us to college so you’re not telling us anything we don’t see on a weekly basis. If you’re trying to impress with complete disregard to your physical health, at least have it be something more original than acid. Hell there are plenty combinations of energy drinks and table cleaner that’ll make you see some SERIOUS, life-altering shit.
8.) Complete and Utter Nonsense
Sometimes people write things that make me wonder if they had just accidentally smashed keys on their keyboard that coincidentally ended up forming words. And thus, trying to make any sense of these statuses is a one-way ticket to insanity, as I will demonstrate by trying to make sense of this:
"best jeep weather i can ask for in april."
What? What are you…WHAT?? Jeep weather?? How is that…I…WHAT??? What the fuck, no seriously what the fuck is “jeep weather??” What kind of climatic conditions must exist in order to make driving a Jeep more luxurious than driving ANY other type of car? Wouldn't good Jeep weather be good weather in general? And what does April have to do with any of this??? GAHHHHHHH*!!!
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