A Shout Out to My Blogging Buddies

So yeah I know I said I'd continue with the Facebook statuses, but I started thinking about this and really wanted to write about it.



Stupid bitch: Ya know, Geno I think you should really check out my blog. It's about Male Sexuality Through a Woman's Perspective.
Me: Actually, I don't think I'm ever going to do that. You stupid bitch.

This is a conversation that I may have changed a few words of that I had with a bitch who was stupid that I met at a party about a year or so ago in Boston. It was people like her who thought that they're uneducated stupid-bitch opinions would be of any interest to me that made me think the whole "blog" thing was an absolute joke.

It may come as a surprise to you SB, but some of us can actually enjoy sex without having to over-analyze it and write about it in a public diary. The problem with this blog is its concept. A Woman's View On Male Sexuality. Right then and there you're basically telling us you are writing about something you know nothing about. Where the fuck do you, a non-penis person get off in telling me how to use my penis? Fuck you.

No. I never actually read the thing, if it ever actually existed. And even if it did, based on the sex life this girl probably had, I doubt any of the advice she'd be giving could have been very relatable to anybody else. I'm assuming her blog posts had titles along the lines of "How Ritalin Affects The Taste of Semen" or "What to Do When a Guy Has to Stop Going Down on You to Use His Inhaler Every Two Minutes: Part 5"

So I soured on the whole blog thing for a while, thinking they were stupid and possibly written by bitches. Then three of my really close friends started writing them, and I actually found myself enjoying reading stuff that wasn't the ignorant rants of an insane undersexed prude. And because they're the ones who inspired me to get my own blog, I'd like to take the time to give the three of them a shout-out. Because blogs aside, they're all awesome people anyway.


Jen Gineros - JennieGee at Sea

A friend of mine since freshmen year at Emerson College, Jen "Motherfucking" Gineros is currently participating in this study-abroad program in which she travels around the world on a boat, visiting various major cities and taking classes. And apparently, its just as much of an awesome, life-changing experience as it sounds. Which is saying something. A theater studies major and a director of many school plays, Jen has a unique, refreshing, and interesting view on life and I highly recommend you check it out.

Nick Langone - Nick's Mapping Adventure

An unofficial member of the Geanacopoulos family, Nick is the motherfucking man. His blog is about the practical uses of cartography (map making), and the science that goes behind it. To quote Nick, "I find it weird that I used to play SimCity 2000 a lot as a kid and am now getting a degree in city planning." This may seem like an unusual topic to create a blog about, but rest assured; when you and your gang of thieves have to penetrate the Petrified Forest in order to revive your friend with the Super Soft, you are going to be glad that Nicholas Anthony Langone was there to guide you with his map skills.

Vinny Cueva - A Real Shot of Life

While you were doing your subject-predicate homework in third grade, Vinny Cueva was fucking your English teacher and making an honest woman out of her. So don't give the guy grief when you spot grammar issues in his blog. Vinny Cueva does not give a fuck about the sanctity of the student-teacher relationship and sure as shit isn't going to be concerned about what a semi-colon is supposed to be used for. Go back to drawing your Venn Diagrams you fucking nerd. Vinny writes honest, hilarious stories about his life that are a must read. So read them.